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Posted on
Jun 27 2008 12:44 PM
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Xtrmius
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Looks like Obama is wearing traditional Indonesian dress.
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Posted on
May 17 2008 12:34 PM
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Xtrmius
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If you look closely you will see potatoes .. and a green boat made of peas.. nice huh ? click on the image to make it big
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May 17 2008 12:26 PM
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Xtrmius
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A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's groupdecided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to veryone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!) LLLLL
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
Women wonJJJ
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Posted on
May 17 2008 12:25 PM
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Xtrmius
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HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week.
HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down.
HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'
HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS: A person sending email to himself
HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION: Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match
HEIGHT OF REPETITION: Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.
HEIGHT OF BROWSING: U r swimming in the water tank and shout 'F1 F1 F1 ' instead of shouting 'HELP' when u are unable to swim...
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Posted on
May 17 2008 12:16 PM
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Xtrmius
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 Is that a toilet roll or a snail? By looking at this art one can really think how creative the person who made this so real.  Well this picture really made me sad, i bet one of those must be killed to achieve this art.  Truely amazing idea.
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Posted on
May 17 2008 12:06 PM
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Xtrmius
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May 15 2008 11:20 AM
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May 15 2008 11:08 AM
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May 15 2008 11:04 AM
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May 13 2008 2:30 PM
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May 13 2008 2:13 PM
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An Angel says, "Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice." 1. Pray 2. Go to bed on time. 3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed. 4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.. 5. Delegate tasks to capable others. 6. Simplify and unclutter your life. 7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.) 8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places. 9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together. 10. Take one day at a time. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted on
May 13 2008 2:12 PM
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Xtrmius
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Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work Equation 2 Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted on
May 13 2008 2:08 PM
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Xtrmius
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Posted on
May 13 2008 2:01 PM
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Xtrmius
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  Truly amazingly funny theory about Trigonometry in Physics.
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Posted on
May 13 2008 1:49 PM
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Xtrmius
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click on the image to view its bigger version of this very ingenius periodic table of stars :)
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