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Jul 21 2008 2:22 PM
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Xtrmius
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Jul 21 2008 2:19 PM
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Xtrmius
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The headline is a beautiful play of words. Save Trees. Trees save. And the visual impact is quite stunning. He who first said that a picture is worth many words is quite right.
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Jul 21 2008 2:17 PM
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Xtrmius
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Drunk drivers get preference over others in prime parking spots. Surprised? Here's how:
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Jul 21 2008 2:16 PM
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Xtrmius
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Thank God the zoom was invented.
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Jul 21 2008 2:14 PM
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Xtrmius
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Sugar free lollypop for ants..
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Jul 21 2008 1:02 PM
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Xtrmius
½ a second before tsunami… The last picture! There are people who believe in God, there are others who don't believe, but we must understand that we are small when nature hits... This picture was taken on the banks of Sumatra Island (the height of waves was of approx. 32 m = 105 ft). It was found saved in a digital camera, 1 ½ years after the disaster. Read the rest of this entry »
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Jul 21 2008 12:59 PM
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Xtrmius
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Struct female_professional s {double styles; Short skirts; Long time_to_understand_ problems;float mind; Void knowledge; Char non_co-operative;} Struct married_females {double weight; Short tempered; Long gossip; Float hopes; Void word; Char unstable;} Read the rest of this entry »
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Jul 21 2008 12:56 PM
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Xtrmius
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When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"
If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"
If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly" If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"
If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"
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Jul 21 2008 12:48 PM
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Xtrmius
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a really unique way to check car indicators.
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Jul 21 2008 12:42 PM
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Xtrmius
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Sardars fighting again but this time they are fighting on something that really doesnt exist :)
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Jul 21 2008 12:36 PM
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Xtrmius
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Sardar jee jumping everywhere ... hahahaha
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Jul 21 2008 12:33 PM
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Xtrmius
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May 17 2008 12:26 PM
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Xtrmius
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A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's groupdecided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to veryone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!) LLLLL
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
Women wonJJJ
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May 17 2008 12:25 PM
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Xtrmius
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HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week.
HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down.
HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'
HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS: A person sending email to himself
HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION: Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match
HEIGHT OF REPETITION: Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.
HEIGHT OF BROWSING: U r swimming in the water tank and shout 'F1 F1 F1 ' instead of shouting 'HELP' when u are unable to swim...
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May 13 2008 2:30 PM
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Xtrmius
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